1. If you are approximately 8 months pregnant and there is an able bodied man in the front seat of the car while you fill up the gas tank at Wal-mart, you are hanging out with the wrong people. (Yep, saw that...)
2. If you are trying to sell your house, comments from showings like "You were in the top three but they bought another house" don't really make you feel much better. In housing the bronze medal isn't an honor!
3. If you are the youth director at a church and you can't find the pastor's kid after a youth event, calling the said pastor (and your boss) to see if she has already been picked up is PAINFUL.
4. If you are a nursing instructor and trying to introduce the idea of non-physical discipline to a class repeatedly using words like "Violence" "Hitting" and "abuse" isn't the best way to get your point across.
5. If you are the president of a student organization and are holding your first meeting of the year, way over-buying on the lunch is a really good strategy to avoid speaking to a bunch of hungry, pissed off students.
6. If you are a twelve year old girl it is entirely possible to have a clothing crisis after spending $150 in birthday money on new clothes. (That one is probably the most bizarre statement I have in my list!!!!)
7. If you live along the U.S. Gulf Coast, late August and September are a great time to ignore the T.V. weathercasters and just look out the window occassionally. If it is really windy and humid pouring down rain you might want to get to high ground.
8. If you are a competitor to Apple, don't even try to compete with the I'm a Mac, I'm a P.C. ads. (Jerry, I love you but that was just pathetic.)
Herman Melville and My Two Dads
5 years ago
1 comment:
Amen to each item, but now I need phone details! :)
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